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I love info fields like this. I always try to choose the most wonderfully nutty things about myself that I can think of at the moment and just freak people out with them. Actually, I suspect my name needs a touch of clarification. The pirate comes from the fact that I have a pegleg, an eyepatch, and that I sail the high seas with my faithful parrot, Tom Servo, looking for lost treasure and engaging in a healthy dose of rape, pillaging, and rape.

"You said rape twice."

I like rape.

As for the sasquatch part, when I'm not bobbing about the ocean in my faithful vessel, I lumber through the woods frightening hikers to glory.

Honestly, I'm just a massive, 6'2 goon who wants desperately to drop out of college and become a pirate. Yarr. Avast, mateys. Scalawags! Ye'll walk the plank! Yarr. YARR! My interests include proper grammar and AP style, musicians so old that their arthritis hinders their guitar playing, and that feeling you get when you slip between cool sheets with freshly shaven legs. Ohh yeah. My dislikes include horses, battles to the death, and Aron Seigel of filmforumtv.com. Also, I'm a total assfiend.

I am now making reference to Jennifer Sutcliffe. On Wednesday nights, I am no longer her bitch. I shall also reference Randy Slaven. We are each other's mutual bitch.

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